Too Early to Give a Dam! Funny Beaver Coffee Mug

Start your morning with a little humor and a whole lot of attitude!
Meet the beaver who just can’t be bothered—because it’s “Too Early to Give a Dam!” This hilarious coffee mug features an adorably grumpy beaver wrapped in a bathrobe, gripping a hot cup of coffee with the kind of energy we all understand before 9 a.m.

Perfect for those who like a side of sarcasm with their caffeine, this mug is sure to get laughs in the office, at home, or during those groggy Zoom meetings. Whether you're gifting it to a night owl, a coworker, or just treating yourself, it's a guaranteed mood booster (once the coffee kicks in, of course).

Let the world know you're not ready for conversation until the mug is empty.
Because honestly… it’s just too early to give a dam!

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!